Jon Bon Jovi

With Out a Doubt The Sexiest Man In The World! No ONe As Hot! And Part Of One the Best Bands in The World; `Bon jovi; His real name is John Francis BonGiovi, and Writes The Best Lyrics and Music in The World!

Girl 1 : ` I would Totally Do Jon Bon Jovi'
Girl 2; ' He is Hot'

by Danielle Matice March 30, 2009

Bon Jovi Friday

Noun- When you have off on Friday and you don't do shit on Thursday as a result of this, that Thursday becomes a Bon Jovi Friday.

"Hey, we have a three day weekend! Bon Jovi Friday!"

by P5YCHIC March 31, 2009

Jon Bon Jovi

The Liam Neeson of Rock.

Jon Bon Jovi is to awesome to die (even though he's from Jersey)

by Spartanite the 67th August 6, 2012

Bon Jovi

A blowjob.

My neck is so sore, I haven’t been able to give a Bon Jovi in weeks!

by Yourmomlovestheshocker January 23, 2025

Bon Jovi

Instead of saying bon voyage say bon jovi.

I'm away to the shop.
Ok mate, bon jovi

by blueMiller December 18, 2021

Bon Jovi

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.

Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.

by BonJoviFan_1986 January 23, 2022

Bon Jovi

An eruption of intestinal gases that pass through the anus that produce a ghastly smell.

Kyle are a bowl of chili and as a result was letting out a Bon Jovi concert.

by California MeatSweats August 21, 2022