This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
by deejay_steve June 03, 2018
Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010
The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint
by Travis Marcy March 05, 2010
by lgfyli March 28, 2010
It is NOT your favorite breakfast food with blueberry sauce on top. Instead, it means "a serious infection on the female genitals".
by th100 May 26, 2010
the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW
by bobbybobb June 17, 2010
do not ever google blue waffle you will die like fr you will never be able to use google again please just dont do it
by holygrail2016 November 29, 2015