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blue waffle

This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
by deejay_steve June 12, 2018
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blue waffle

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010
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blue waffle

The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint
I watched my friend eat out his girlfriend while she had blue waffles.
by Travis Marcy March 4, 2010
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blue waffle

A very infected or klobbered vagina. Commonly achieved with masturbation with a tree branch.
matt: hey jake watch got down there?

jake g. : oh just a blue waffle.
by lgfyli April 3, 2010
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blue waffle

It is NOT your favorite breakfast food with blueberry sauce on top. Instead, it means "a serious infection on the female genitals".
She got a blue waffle after Bob did her.
by th100 May 26, 2010
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blue waffle

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW
Adam: dude! Mariah had too much sex and got a blue waffle!
Mark: ugh dude! gross!
by bobbybobb June 18, 2010
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blue waffle

do not ever google blue waffle you will die like fr you will never be able to use google again please just dont do it
ahhhhh. sees blue waffle* wtf did i just see
by holygrail2016 March 3, 2016
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