blowing clams

Performing very badly on a musical instrument. Hitting blatantly errant notes, most popularly on brass or woodwind instruments.

When Chet Baker was straight he could play like Gabriel himself, but when he was strung out on junk he was mostly blowing clams out on stage.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 19, 2010

blowing farts

Time spent not really doing anything in particular; wasting time.

Even though Shawn had a big deadline to meet for work, he spent the weekend around the house blowing farts.

by CubanGoat December 21, 2008

Blowing Snow

The act of snorting cocaine.

Damn we were just chillin at home blowing snow all day.

by Mrs. Missy January 14, 2008

Burp Blowing

verb, the act of blowing your burp air on someone after you burp

Fear my burp blowing!
Daniel's burp blowing skills are deadly!

by Connor JM May 11, 2010

blowing up my phone

constant text messaging, getting another message before you've finished typing your reply. typically the sender has the hots for the receiver.

"He won't lay off. He keeps blowing up my phone."

by KDinTX August 29, 2009

Blowing Ass

Gastro Intestinal Emination that either leaves a distinctive fragrance or humorous reverberation. Also look at fart, dutch oven

After eating beans you will be blowing ass for a while

by Dr. Know It ALL November 30, 2003

Blowing Wet Shit

See also Blowing Mud; but pretty self-explanatory

Blowing wet shit, or grotesque farts that cause one to require a change of shorts, walk with legs spread apart; often caused by consuming large amounts of fast food or other forms of hot grease

by Dungah December 18, 2008