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DQ Blizzard

A common occurrence wherein the male ejaculates into a woman’s vagina and the semen fails to fall out of said vagina. Name derives from the Dairy Queen gimic where the employee briefly holds the customer’s Blizzard upside down just because they can.
Nut so thicc that ho got a DQ Blizzard instead of a creampie
by ColdNThicc March 5, 2019
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Blizzard Entertainment

The Main company that controll World Of Warcraft Meaning its these guys who steal your money so you can live a life of being an orc.
Person - Hello Tim
Tim (WoW Player) - ZOMG! Lvl 69, nearly at the max level.....
Person - You have been playing that for 3 days, how you paying your bills?
Tim - Who needs bills when you have a lvl 69 mage which can make fire and cook stuff
Person - Hmmm, How you getting money?
Tim - Monsters
Person - I mean in real life?
Tim - WoW is my real life....Blizzard Entertainment is my god
Person - Ok.....*Runs*
by Coolcon2000 August 20, 2007
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bizzad

bad, in the same way house is hizouse
i must have slipped and broke it, my bizzad
by eeloize February 18, 2005
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Cheektowaga blizzard

(Cheektowaga is a predominantly Polish-American suburb of Buffalo, New York.)

A sex act that involves a man fingering a woman like a bowling ball (bowling is very popular in Cheektowaga), followed by ejaculating in her face so she sees nothing but white (the blizzard itself), then taking a large dump next to her so she can be "next to Depew." (Depew is a town next to Cheektowaga.)
Stan gave Stella the Cheektowaga blizzard last night, der!
by Francis Ford Cupholder August 12, 2003
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milwaukee blizzard

The act of ejaculating into your sexual partner's hair and rubbing it into the scalp. Origin of the word Milwaukee in the definition remains unknown. Some believe it is because it originated in Milwaukee, others believe it is due to the state of Wisconsin's heavy snowfall.
Woman 1:"I couldn't believe that douche bag!"
Woman 2:"What did your man do this time?"
Woman 1:"Without warning he gave me a Milwaukee blizzard during sex last night! It took forever to get out!"
Woman 2:"Haha! Oh shit, I thought you just had dandruff!"
Woman 1:"You mean I didn't get it all out?!?"
by Laser Fight March 21, 2008
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Blizzed

To release a product that is flawed having various aspects of said product or service be completely unusable even though it is for sale on the market or considered completed. Additionally, to provide substandard customer service in effect ignoring the issue(s) when a customer reports them.
Man they really Blizzed up that Obama care ... or ... I called my cell phone company because I don't get reception and they totally Blizzed out and hung up on me.
by jdiggidy October 6, 2012
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Blizzard Fag

Someone gets a PC then only plays games that are made by blizzard and rejects all others.

Something a blizzard fag might say
"Blizzard just makes the best games, all others don't come close"
He used to play all sorts of games with us, now he's just a blizzard fag
by ShutUpAndTakeMyXP April 26, 2017
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