Blasting Off

Cunning so hard, your partner falls off you.

I made such a load last night that Fleur went Blasting Off me!

by H4XOR13 September 28, 2022

Blasting the ‘Pon

The act of a woman forcibly inserting a tampon into their vagina whilst on their period.

Christopher walked in to the bathroom to find Jenny, perched over the toilet, blasting the ‘pon.

by CamoCrocs69420 March 17, 2026

Blasting track

meaning a train is being driven very quickly.

Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!

Person 2: what?

Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!

Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?

Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-

Person 2: You have autism.

by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025

man blasting

Assembling LED video panels in an aggressive manner.

Hey bro, those Screenworks guys are totally man blasting that screen together.

by Super Rad Kids June 8, 2017

Wall Blasting

something idiots at my school did
five or more people slamming themselves into a bathroom wall or stalls or something
they are idiots

Idiots got our school on lock down Wall Blasting.

by whatiswrongwithpeople March 12, 2015

avalanche blasting

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.

Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."

by canal treatment January 14, 2017

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016