Blap

a Borred Slap ie. being slapped on the forehead

OMG she just Blapped me!

Shut up or i'll Blap you!

by niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccc June 27, 2008

blap

A music genre, also called blog rap.

Are you gonna come out with us or just stay in your room listening to blap like you always do..?

by blapergod01 November 17, 2011

blap

1. To "have a go" at or on something.
2. To go somewhere/drive somewhere.

1. Let's have a blap on your motorbike, mush!
2. I'm gonna blap up the shop to get some growlers.

by CRACKBABY August 23, 2003

blap

when headbutting or hitting some one. Every one has to meet blap

"wanna meet blap" if they reply yes head but them

by Tently mandem May 16, 2007

Blap

1) BLAP is a self-defining word. Use it whenever seems appropriate, it should roll off your tongue smoothly and convey your meaning whether the listener knows the word or not.
2) CyberBLAP

I am balpping my face off right now!

+Verb blapped that last set hard!

The lights about to turn red, you're going to have to blap right through...

by Tate Slater July 6, 2011

Blapping

The act of fapping while watching bloopers of a porno

Guy1: bro that Lisa Ann bloopers was hot

Guy2: WORD Bro
Guy1: Yeah, I was blapping to it

by Tr4gic March 7, 2015

blap crap

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.

Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.

by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011