by Cowboy Rogers June 4, 2024
Get the Blanerot mug.A person who acts like they are smart, current, and in touch with the world, but is actually clueless, out of depth, or missing the point entirely. Used as a comeback to dismiss arrogance or condescension, especially when someone uses “boomer” to label others. Not tied to age or generation—it’s about mindset and awareness.
Person A: “Okay, boomer.” Person B: “Blanker.” Person A: “What’s that?” Person B: “Someone who thinks they’re so in the know but really isn’t. Look it up.”
by JK500 June 20, 2025
Get the Blanker mug.A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny
Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”
by Blanderdash October 3, 2025
Get the Blanderdashery mug.The main drive pulley of an engine; mounted on the fromt end of the crankshaft. Harmonic balancers are weighted to keep the crankshaft balance in order to reduce vibration.
Frank: The dang harmonic balancer is frozen to the crankshaft!
Allan: Probably gonna have to use a harmonic balancer puller, Frank.
Frank: Wow! They actually make those?!
Allan: Yep
Allan: Probably gonna have to use a harmonic balancer puller, Frank.
Frank: Wow! They actually make those?!
Allan: Yep
by Carburetor1963 July 21, 2018
Get the harmonic balancer mug.The spider blance is a proven technique
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)
I pulled last night and used the spider blance and she gushed aa ower da place.
Boooomf!!!
Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!
Boooomf!!!
Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!
by 6ora10shocker August 3, 2021
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