Blanerot

When an idea is so unbelievable stupid that only Blane Rogers himself would do it.

It was a Blanerot moment when Lincoln picked up hot welded metal without using his vice grips.

by Cowboy Rogers June 4, 2024

Blanker

A person who acts like they are smart, current, and in touch with the world, but is actually clueless, out of depth, or missing the point entirely. Used as a comeback to dismiss arrogance or condescension, especially when someone uses “boomer” to label others. Not tied to age or generation—it’s about mindset and awareness.

Person A: “Okay, boomer.” Person B: “Blanker.” Person A: “What’s that?” Person B: “Someone who thinks they’re so in the know but really isn’t. Look it up.”

by JK500 June 20, 2025

Blanderdashery

A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny

Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”

by Blanderdash October 3, 2025

harmonic balancer

The main drive pulley of an engine; mounted on the fromt end of the crankshaft. Harmonic balancers are weighted to keep the crankshaft balance in order to reduce vibration.

Frank: The dang harmonic balancer is frozen to the crankshaft!
Allan: Probably gonna have to use a harmonic balancer puller, Frank.
Frank: Wow! They actually make those?!
Allan: Yep

by Carburetor1963 July 21, 2018

spider blance

The spider blance is a proven technique
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)

I pulled last night and used the spider blance and she gushed aa ower da place.
Boooomf!!!

Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!

by 6ora10shocker August 3, 2021