Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.
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Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.
Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.
Psychopaths have:
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies
Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.
Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.
Psychopaths have:
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies
Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!
Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!
(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
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(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
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Jeffrey
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Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.
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My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.
Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.
Jeffrey
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