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Comment Betches

Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.
“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
“No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”
by 3leggreg May 16, 2020
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Betch Bag

A betch bag is a happy bag turned inside out. It is like a slurpy while the happy bag is like 1000 burning suns. It is a bag of botch, and when it pops it creates a time portal that spews out inky black tears of pain and rage that resemble pieces of microwavable rice.
I called my blow-up doll a betch bag and now she isn't talking to me anymore.
by HoroscopeJunkie April 22, 2008
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Related Words

Betching

Girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around

Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Everyone was listening to girl talk and applying fake tanner.
by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008
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fecking betch

Like o my god is that guy such a fecking betch!!

Lets go to the beach you fecking betch
by cevaro December 27, 2007
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Betch

another word for bitch, but less rude. popularized by Kelly in her song 'shoes'. you might find yourself saying betch at random times, most likely when you want to party.
those shoes are mine BETCH!
by rororochelle January 29, 2007
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Laguna Betch

To describe a retard aka: Betch from Laguna beach aka: Bitch.
C: Stop teasing me!
K: Shut up, Laguna Betch....Go back to Laguna, Betch.
by INCHOERENCHECE October 20, 2008
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Snotty little betch

a close girlfriend who mocks you for little inablities
jody "can you stop mocking me?"
carly "no not likely"
jody "snotty little betch"
by Jody Martin January 27, 2008
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