bertha

Bertha is an ugly but iconic male. He tends to be a little dumb but he will get there one day. He generally has diabetes and pedophilia. But overall he is a stanky fish.

Bertha is ugly

by xobeautifulbabexo December 3, 2019

Bertha

A woman or girl with large hips, good for childberthing

I dated the girl because she was a Bertha.

by Bob Le Builder December 19, 2019

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Big bertha

A woman typically plus-sized or larger than other women. A woman who eats everything in her way, like a slob.

"Look at that woman go! She's eating so much!"
"That bitch is a big bertha."

by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024

nicolai bertha

gooch eater munch

omg hes such a nicolai bertha he eats gooch!!!

by cooldudelol120231 January 7, 2023

Big Bertha

ONE HELLUVA WEAPON, usually a grande artillery machinism, just a very big thing with a great amount of power, usually a very explosive force too!

A: Woah, no way are we gonna be able to deal with that!
B: Dontcha worry kiddo, ma Big Bertha gonna handle this one.

by my pp hurts a lot August 13, 2023

Bertha

Bertha, a rare name with such an meaningful behind it. She’s charismatic, hot, beautiful, charming, smart, cute and so special. Sadly she’s not being treated the way she deserves, but people who love her receive a loyal and strong friend; Bertha. Bertha is a type of person who’s not that popular, but not that unknown at the same time, people look at her and get jelous of her warm aura - some are scared of it because it’s so strong that they fear perfection. She has beautiful eyes, and a beautiful smile. Lets not forget the well shaped body, an angel - or a cute butterfly! Her voice is beautiful and very soothing which leads to Berthas going to attend a job like an a CEO or comedy guy. Ultimately we all can agree that if you have a Bertha as a friend: put worth on that person! She’s amazing, trustworthy and a perfect friend.

Omg! Is that Bertha…she looks so good today! (Don’t tell her!)

by BeeHive99900 November 21, 2021