by IWICKEDSKENGMAN April 23, 2020

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther
*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther
*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

by Loopcall Einstein March 1, 2022

A woman typically plus-sized or larger than other women. A woman who eats everything in her way, like a slob.
by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024

ONE HELLUVA WEAPON, usually a grande artillery machinism, just a very big thing with a great amount of power, usually a very explosive force too!
A: Woah, no way are we gonna be able to deal with that!
B: Dontcha worry kiddo, ma Big Bertha gonna handle this one.
B: Dontcha worry kiddo, ma Big Bertha gonna handle this one.
by my pp hurts a lot August 13, 2023

Bertha is an ugly but iconic male. He tends to be a little dumb but he will get there one day. He generally has diabetes and pedophilia. But overall he is a stanky fish.
Bertha is ugly
by xobeautifulbabexo December 3, 2019

this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.
Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
