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Bertha is an ugly but iconic male. He tends to be a little dumb but he will get there one day. He generally has diabetes and pedophilia. But overall he is a stanky fish.
Bertha is ugly
by xobeautifulbabexo December 3, 2019
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Bertha

A woman or girl with large hips, good for childberthing
I dated the girl because she was a Bertha.
by Bob Le Builder December 19, 2019
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Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018
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Bertha

Bertha is a red headed, shes nice and always tryinh to make somebody laugh even when its not funny. When she laugh she turn into a tomato because she gets so red, alot of people are worried about her 24/7, her friends love her so much and she a good friend sometimes when she not annoying me .
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Tony and Bertha

A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.
At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
by RNKMXN February 2, 2020
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Bullied Bertha

When an extremely fat bitch is riding your hard cock to the point of it going soft and getting stuck, therefore having to be surgically removed.
The doctor said I was lucky to still have my penis because the bullied bertha almost took it for herself
by PPhil24 April 21, 2020
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Bertha

“Let’s use Bertha to get to zone.”
by IWICKEDSKENGMAN April 23, 2020
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