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bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.
Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.
by sam November 3, 2004
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Bender Extender

The act of extending your previous night's bender into the next day. Usually performed after an all night drowning session, when one has had little to no sleep, and has arisen from slumber still mildly intoxicated - and most importantly - before the onset of the inevitable hangover. The bender extender will typically push back the hangover to a later date, which may be more convenient for your life.
Waking up after just 2 hours of sleep and still buzzed from the night before, Andrew filled his mug with booze in order to execute a bender extender.
by StoutSkeeze April 29, 2009
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bearded clam

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.
I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.
by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007
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bearded canadian

A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.
That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.
by JPC254 August 14, 2006
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bardelas

now exctint Talmudic beast, commonly mistranslated as leopard but is more likely similar to the modern day puma or panther.
The Rabbi told the class of a bardelas that ate his family, and the owner of the bardelas was liable for his family.
by Rabbi K November 18, 2009
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Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.
I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!
by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009
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Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
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