Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon

The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.

by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023

Neefie Bellini

A man sweeter than an actual Bellini, he is a Neefie Bellini. Sweet, a bit tart, perfect to enjoy in the morning or the evening. Always bubbly and delicious.

I’m in love with Neefie Bellini, he is the sweetest.

by Jessica♥️ November 23, 2021

8 billion

being “eight billion” means that you are looking at yourself in a perspective of you just being a consciousness. like i’m not saying my age is 8 billion or anything like that i’m just saying that it’s just my mind living and my body isn’t me neither are my organs, i am just eight billion (a living thing) showing how small you are but that you are just a consciousness.

i feel like when i die i’m gonna go into another life, because my body isn’t me it’s just my consciousness, which makes me 8 billion

by manny-z's September 11, 2022

Buttery Billionaire

When a wealthy man covers himself with Butter and screams "Im a buttery billionaire"

"Buddy Butterman of Butterman's Butters just sold his company for one billion dollars, he screams Im a Buttery Billionaire"

by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008

phone billion

When your having a perfectly good day and it comes to a horrible twist when your cell bill arrives and your parents see that you sent 400 text messages over your limit.

Cara: wanna do something tonight?
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak

by zimbabwa May 9, 2007

Bellini

Borne out of Brooklyn life, it refers to the "big job", the one final heist that will let a common crook retire forever.

Jim's got a bellini that bigger than anything you've ever done.

I want in on Jim's bellini.

by Theodore May 17, 2004

Bellingham

A city in northwestern Washington a few miles from the Canadian border, home to Western Washington University. It's the largest city north of Everett, but it keeps its "smalltown" feel with a large population of bicycle riding hippies and earthmuffins and a "whatever goes" sort of mood.

The bicyclists and pedestrians think they own the place, they will literally walk into a busy road and expect people to stop for them. Besides aging hippies, Bellingham is a haven for homeless people and meth-addicts, who rarely catch the attention of the police who are too busy passing out MIPs at college parties. The city is an interesting blend of hippies, yuppies, college students, homeless, drug-users, rednecks, white trash, Canadians and so forth.

Probably one of the easiest places to get inexpensive, quality marijuana in the pacific northwest.

The weather in Bellingham is known for being unpredictable, even for the region. It will literally go from 55 and sunny to snowing to hail to windstorm and back to sunny in an hour.

A good place to go to college, but if you want to actually do anything with your life, escape while you can. Bellingham has a way of luring people in and trapping them forever.

I just bought a dub from a bunch of Bellingham hippies. Now how the hell do I get out here?

by MGutierrez May 10, 2009