The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
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Heard in the distance of a foreign land.. Oi Davo, whaddaya reckon of that... ...Nah yeah I reckon aye..
Local: "Look out, there's a reckoning over there"
Local: "Look out, there's a reckoning over there"
by SystemofaDan January 27, 2018
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When a man french kisses a girl that he loves just after she engaged in some hardcore fellatio on a beach with his friend.
by Fatbanger September 6, 2010
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2:die your hair more then one color. and if your parents won't let you, then die it all black.
3: cut your hair into a reverse mullet. long in the front, short in the back.
4:wear a WHITE belt. black belts are NOT scene.
5:shave, scene kids shave, you are NOT aloud to have facial hair. thats for hardcore kids. and we wanna be scene NOT hardcore , remember.
6:wear a bandanna in your BACK pocket. around the wrist is for emo kids. and scene is NOT emo.
7:go to hot topic or journy's and but slip on vans.
8:GET A MYSPACE, if you dont' have one you are not scene and will be called a scene poser. but learn to take pictures. alot of people try to hard.
2:die your hair more then one color. and if your parents won't let you, then die it all black.
3: cut your hair into a reverse mullet. long in the front, short in the back.
4:wear a WHITE belt. black belts are NOT scene.
5:shave, scene kids shave, you are NOT aloud to have facial hair. thats for hardcore kids. and we wanna be scene NOT hardcore , remember.
6:wear a bandanna in your BACK pocket. around the wrist is for emo kids. and scene is NOT emo.
7:go to hot topic or journy's and but slip on vans.
8:GET A MYSPACE, if you dont' have one you are not scene and will be called a scene poser. but learn to take pictures. alot of people try to hard.
after using 8 steps to becoming scene this will be said: scene girl:he use to be sooo ugly but after he became a scene kid he's hawt.
by theyogurtking June 25, 2006
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Get the “Becoming a Woman” mug.Exchanging, peering, carrying or otherwise handling large quantities of data traffic on your ISP company's equipment, bound for network or computer systems other than your own. Especially as applied on large area networks such as the Internet.
When the Europeans finally were able to buy their first legal iPhone, the Internet was too busy backboning their activations traffic for me to Google at work today.
by gringorican August 4, 2008
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by Lolgasmo February 16, 2009
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