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The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
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beat a bitch ass day

Today is the day you can beat a bitch and they can’t say nothing about it. Let’s see how many bitches get beat
APRIL 15!!
that bitch better wait till april 15 her ass is done, it’s beat a bitch ass day
by BEAT EM UPPP April 11, 2019
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Beat a nigga ass

Used by blacks, with reference to assaulting a fellow negro
Man, if I don't get my money back, I'm goin have to beat a nigga ass
by dr. z July 6, 2015
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ass to breast ratio

The ass to breast ratio is the ratio of where the ass and breasts on a female are in proportion to each other

It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.

For example;

A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl

Ratio=4:4

Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio

The ratio can differ slightly

For example;

A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok

Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5

NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female
good ass to breast ratios are;

5:5

5:4

4:4.5

bad ratios are;

5:1= ok boobs but no ass

0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass

4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass
by 88MOOSE88 July 30, 2010
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blast from the ass

Jimmie let a blast from the ass.
by Keithberns March 8, 2017
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national beat your boyfriend ass day

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *
by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019
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Beat that bitch ass

by Period’T Pooh October 7, 2019
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