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No one is better than me

Someone better than me: No one
by Joey Yonn November 19, 2017
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Better than White Castle

A feeling gotten when you accomplish something an feel better than Harold and Kumar did when they made it to White Castle.
When my girlfriend gave me a blowjob last night climaxing felt better than White Castle.
by ZPN December 03, 2008
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poopy is better than you

poopy is better than you
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better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.
Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
by Thing 2 February 11, 2007
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Better than you cunt

A beautiful woman who rejects all men for the least little cause. too young or old, poor, not cool enough, wrong color of hair, ect. unless they are the star quarter back, movie star , music star or millionaire, ect. They are often cheerleaders, appear in beauty pagents ect.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 15, 2009
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Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
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