Fiesta beads

Woman get fiesta beads when they flash their breasts at guys when they are at parties

Damn look how many fiesta beads that girl has. I wish I had boobs as good as hers

by ImInLoveWithHim April 25, 2017

Beard-druff

A large mass of crusty shit that tends to form beneath the layers of ones beard creating an endless supply of disgusting dandruff which one then must remove.

Holy fuck man, this shit never ends! I feel like a fucking snowglobe!
Or,
Hey Pettipas, yeah right there.... No man your left.... aww dude, it's blowing my way..... Fuckin beard-druff

by Dandruff, Beard May 15, 2009

Beard Loaf

A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.

"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"

"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.

by mitbong January 5, 2013

Beadleboobs

When a morbidly obese person loses excessive weight, until the point of being classed as dangerously underweight. Although the fat has gone, the boobs are still there. The boobs can not be fought. Even 20 hours of working out at the gym and a perfect diet routine can not beat the beadleboobs. Beadleboobs often result in prevention of any muscles being built.

Beadleboobs

by Sherms/The Sherminator May 14, 2013

Beard for license

The concept of growing a beard for a license picture so that bouncers and bartenders believe you are older than you actually are. Can then be applied to essentially anything that follows this form of "finesse."

<Friend> Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.

<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk

...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?

...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?

by BFLkindaguy November 4, 2018

Beard Pussy

The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.

Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?

by Manic Decree November 27, 2018

strike beard

A beard grown by an otherwise clean-shaven male on strike or cannot work because of a stike.

Due to professional obligations at his workplace he would not normally be able to sustain a scruffy look during the early stages required to grow a full beard.

Letterman's strike beard's more impressive than Conan's. It's more Grizzly Adams.

by danny boy 777 January 12, 2008