Basoon

An instrument that is actually quite amazing and has a rich sweet tone, but no one cares about because it looks like a bamboo stick with a metal pipe and holes. It is obnoxiously expensive and whomever plays it is likley to play multiple instruments and is very talented and smart. I play Trumpet so i wouldnt know

Gavin: Oh whats a Basoon agian?
Me: never mind

by JustHangING November 4, 2018

bastogne

If you havent talen part in something or are new. Comes from the show Band og Brothers.

The new girl Apple to much in the meeting today. Bastogne ass.

by Bearadabears January 12, 2021

Batoonguf

Batoonguf is used when someone says something really retarded

Person 1: I think Cardical is not sexy

Person 2: Batoonguf

by Cardical May 9, 2021

batoonka

A phat ass

“Damn you gotta batoonka”

by Poop monster April 5, 2022

Bastoni

verb. Bastoni is the equivalent to the meaning of 'a small penis'. This word comes from the legend himself Mr. Bastone who had one of the biggest penis' in the world.

Holy that guy last night had a huge bastoni!!!!

by hgfhgfjhf January 23, 2014

bassoon

A woodwind instrument which resembles a bong.

What the hell, is that kid playing a bong?
No, it's a bassoon.

by babaloulou November 16, 2003

Bastion

A member of the subspecies Homo Danus, recognisable by traits such as sarcasm, hatred, and a geenral aura of weirdness. Volatile and dangerous in large dosages, much like the average human female. But male. Without being gay. See?

O noes! It's Bastion!

by Anonymous April 27, 2004