Sandwich-Baste

The act of eating a sandwich whilst masturbating. Also known as 'SB'

mac: 'hey Gilly what you up to tonight'
Gilly: 'i think im gonna go home and have a sandwich-baste'

by Baste Master July 7, 2010

Thanksgiving Basting

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!

by imaspork003 November 3, 2020

Bast fran

Bast frans is when yall better than brothers and smoke duh weed together and do dumb shit together

AYEE BAST MF FRAN WYD HOW U DOING BAST FRAN

by Bast fran🅱️ April 5, 2018

Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).

I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.

by chuckerman May 2, 2005

Lamb Baste

When a Large Robust Woman with the Head of a lion Has too many glasses of Vladimirs Vodka and has an orange juice moustache , Gets angry And chases you with a clinched fist while making weird face and Attempts to to pound you with her oversized club of a hand.

Joanne would Lam Baste her children in a fit of rage when she couldnt go to the bar to meet up with Tedda Rad.

Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .

Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.

by WhatsReallyHood Bit*ch November 22, 2011

turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.

"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"

by Etch September 9, 2006

Basting the Baby

Having sex with a pregnant woman.

Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant.
Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.

by Asher Hunter April 9, 2006