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Rage Basting

Much like turkey basting. Allowing someone you hate to continue on a diatribe, through provocation, so that you can insult them with more fury.
Idiot: (Race of people) suck.
You: Please continue, I am interested.
Idiot: Well, (Race of people) are so ignorant and stupid.
You: That is very insightful, please tell me more.
Idiot: I just can't stand (Race of people), they hold me back in my personal endeavors because (Reasons).

You: Verbal Annihilation=(Rage)x(Number of responses)

The more rage basting = More rage.
by Double God August 11, 2010
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Turkey Basting

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"
by billy joe hoe yo mo fo SHO December 21, 2007
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face basting

during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.
Last night I was totally face basting this girl and it dried her eyes shut.
by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011
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Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man
"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."
by I.made.dis September 2, 2018
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shrimp basting

Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.
Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.
by Shrimpington March 16, 2019
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Turkey Basting

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you
by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020
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Tabasco basting

When a man fills his penis with tabasco sauce and then ejaculates it inside a female during sexual intercourse
Gina wanted to try something new,so I gave her a good tabasco basting.
by Crackheadkenny June 8, 2020
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