Barely Having Sex

Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.

Barely Having Sex: "Baby, I only barely had sex with her. Don't worry.

by The Crotch Monster December 14, 2010

barely yonder

Barely yonder is basically "not far" in old-timer speak. It was predominately said by old white people around the time of the dinosaurs. English teachers refer to this dialect of English as "Old English."

That is barely yonder away from here. The other bar is barely yonder.

by NotTheEC May 20, 2014

Basel “base”

The lamest person Mother Nature ever spitted, waste of air and definitely space you talk stupid boy

Stop acting like a basel “base” you are an embarrassment

by Deedeefafa February 5, 2020

Bavely

Bavely is a type of Egyptian breed with big dick energy.This guy would show off how big his dick is if you challenge or make fun of his size anywhere.Dont fuck with this guy when it's comes to sizes because he will shame you in public.Personally wise he a cool guy probably would help you in any situation always count on this Egyptian.

Yo did here about this guy bavely everyone is talking about him.

by Deadman15 December 30, 2020

bately theory

a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself

“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory”

by unkownratakaurmum March 8, 2023

shifting baselines

Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.

If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.

by GPLegend September 18, 2008

secrets basel

who ever came up with secrets basel is rlly hot and smart. Everyone totally wants to be their friend.

For example: Two girls came up with secrets basel because theyre hot.

by secrets basel November 22, 2021