Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
by bomb-shnizzle-tits June 10, 2013
How to explain a touchdown NWL TIGER TUBA style..."They ran that way into the thing, the guys went like this, and the score went up!"
by TIGER TUBAS '03 October 05, 2003
a cruel, vicious & malicous term that A idiotic morons uses for ANY member of a high school,college OR university marching band.
by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009
Nerd who does nothing but band. Has no life and only hangs out with other band kids. These types of kids are made fun of at school (I wonder why...).
by *The Boss* July 16, 2006
a group of people that seem great at first, but they really are back stabbers and heartbreakers. the group is filled with pot smokers and sex-happy whores. they love to ruin your life
by eagle216 August 02, 2010
A group of unattractive sexually active people that sometime give off the impression that they are either mentally challenged or homosexual. Also enjoy being in every extra band activity they can be in. Watch and read Anime.
Fat gothic clarinet player girl band geek:Hey, are we going to have sex after the pep band plays for hockey?
Nerdy french horn boy who lacks common sense band geek:Yeah sure, as long as we get to watch Anime porn.
fat gothic clarinet player girl band geek runs over to lesbian other clarinet girl band geek and they make out.
Nerdy french horn boy who lacks common sense band geek:Yeah sure, as long as we get to watch Anime porn.
fat gothic clarinet player girl band geek runs over to lesbian other clarinet girl band geek and they make out.
by CarvinCobalt April 02, 2007
A high schooler who engages in band and nothing else. Usually pimply, socially awkward, shunned by the attractive/popular crowd, band geeks fume inwardly and tell themselves that they will someday get their revenge with higher salaries and good jobs. Band geeks often engage in videogames, masturbation, and band-camp adventures with pine cones for fun. Beware of these people!
DANGER: Band geeks spend their weekend nights at home on computers where they fill urbandictionary.com with false definitions of themselves aimed at improving their self-esteem. They can only be considered cool by their own standards, which luckily for them do not use social skills, attractiveness, intelligence or a sense of style in measurement.
DANGER: Band geeks spend their weekend nights at home on computers where they fill urbandictionary.com with false definitions of themselves aimed at improving their self-esteem. They can only be considered cool by their own standards, which luckily for them do not use social skills, attractiveness, intelligence or a sense of style in measurement.
Hottie: Ewwww, that band geek looked at me baby! His greasiness could be contagious!
Charismatic Jock: Don't worry baby. I'll put on my gloves and stuff him in a locker for you.
Charismatic Jock: Don't worry baby. I'll put on my gloves and stuff him in a locker for you.
by TroySmithforHeisman November 02, 2006