Bali is what you call a somewhat blonde haired big guy with a big heart that’s typically named Hasan. Bali can be often found either in his bed, sleeping, or in his bathroom doing god knows what. If you are ever going out with him, chances are that he is gonna take hours to get ready and make y’all late, but once he is ready, will look fantastic. He is the most reliable, unreliable person that you can ever cross paths with. Although his talent and knowledge in crypto is undeniable, he’ll be surprisingly clueless in most situations. He is the kindest, however if you hear him shouting out “göt” to someone in the other room, don’t be surprised. Also, you can always count on Bali to go along with your most adventurous ideas. He’ll often be down to do anything at anytime. He’ll also never miss the chance of taking “a hit”, and most astonishing of it all is that no substance cracks this guy. During summer, if you can’t get a hold of Bali, don’t panic! He is probably at the spa, getting a massage, hopefully one with a happy ending. Everyone needs a Bali in their lives since he is loyal by nature and funny by existence.
(ps he should have stitches on his ass)
(ps he should have stitches on his ass)
+who is that guy laying on the ground unconscious mumbling the currency of bt?
-Thats Bali, isn’t that cool?
+where is Bali?
-he is in the bathroom.
- How are you Bali?
+göt … (insert your name)
-Thats Bali, isn’t that cool?
+where is Bali?
-he is in the bathroom.
- How are you Bali?
+göt … (insert your name)
by drivingatvsonasunday March 3, 2023
Get the Balimug. About to get up with lord’nemm in Bali ”
by The_Real_5500_Meechie March 14, 2022
Get the Balimug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Bali, baUli, balI<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The worst possible insult ever imaginable. If you call anyone a Bali it must be because they deserve it.
by yzoolf May 27, 2011
Get the Balimug. A person who bears this name is an amazing person, when you first meet them they will seem shy and quiet and maybe looking like a mean girl, but when you get to know a Bali they are a kind , nice and funny person. They normally have the prettiest blue eyes you will ever see and a wacky personality. Her looks attract boy and her personality attracts the her best friends. She loves animals and is a bit of a hippie sometimes, but that will only make you like her more, and sometimes in the most awkward moment she will say the weirdest thing to make people laugh, so if you ever find a Bali you are the luckiest person in the world
Person 1 " Who's that quiet girl over there?"
Person2 " Oh that must be a Bali, but don't be fooled she is wild"
Person2 " Oh that must be a Bali, but don't be fooled she is wild"
by lolsiegirl June 11, 2018
Get the Balimug. 
That Bali doesn't understand the story .
by Bobby chingoma January 23, 2019
Get the Balimug.