badasswipe

Sounds like a cool term of endearment ("badass") to begin with until you get to "Wipe".

Actually equivalent to calling someone a skid-mark/klinker/klingon but with more flair.

Technically a "bad ass(arse) wipe" is a description of failing to effectively cleanse one's anus after a bowel evacuation.

It leaves the suffering individual with a faint whiff(smell) of excrement(shit) in the air that follows them for the rest of the day. A halo of poo if you will.

"you're a freakin' badasswipe" (shouted ironically with faux excitement).

Sometimes "wipe" will be muted or delayed to give the target of the comment the impression they have just been "bigged-up" when in reality their personal hygiene has been called into serious question.

by X4nd July 28, 2011

SuperUltraMega Bad Ass of Badassness

When someone isent just bad ass but must have a group of adjectives to express his title.

Dude that man just Jumped over a car doing a McTwist landing on a pipe then continued to run on it, after that he Jumped 90 feet drop kicked a lion in the zoo and then saved a crying baby from a fire down the street.

Hes an SuperUltraMega Bad Ass of Badassness , bro.

by Bob From Accounting. August 25, 2011

badassiery

The amount of being badass.

My badassiery is more then yours, biatch!

by sexylike July 27, 2004

badassededness

the most badass thing you could ever do!

Bill: hey ted what badass things have you done this week?

Ted: onle the most badassededness thing imaginable. First i fucked your wife, then took hits of cocaine off her tits, then cnorted it off her tits, and finally killed a police officer

by beachesnshores December 17, 2010

badassito

badassito - bad·ass·ito

a mojito (mixed drink) without sugar and with light rum (more than the usual mojito recipe calls for)..Don't forget the lime!

mojitos are for pussies! gimme a badassito motherfucker!

by The Smallness and Rick September 25, 2010

Badassity

Noun
1) The quality of being bad ass with obvious truth, reason or sound judgement

2) That which is bad ass; a bad ass action

Using a cutthroat razor is some serious badassity.

by dimstain July 9, 2014

badassitude

The size or magnitude of badass
A general unit of measure pertaining to badass.

John: What was the badassitude of that concert?!
Mike: Huge, dude. Huge.

by mikeyickey January 16, 2011