backwood whore

Term for a person who is a sneaky whor

“Rebecca came into my house last night and fucked my husband just like a backwood whore!”

by YourMomFaveHoe December 30, 2023

backwoods bush

When you shove a bush light beer up your ass and then water fountain the beer for your sister to drink

Last night my brother gave me a backwoods bush.
I hope my mother doesn't find out.

by Backwoods bush April 28, 2023

backwoods anal

Very hairy anal sex

" I did some backwoods anal with a country chick

by doug0220 November 18, 2018

backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017

Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation

My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends

by Naetharr July 1, 2018

Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

Backwoods

A cigar made for rolling weed the only good thing it comes in alot of great flavors and gets you high but its mostly the nicotine high
- its expensive

- its veiny hard to roll
- its stale alot
- too much nicotine

My last choice for roll up Alot of new school rappers have popularized backwoods but they are dumb its dutches all day

by KingInnaEarth February 1, 2021