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Bleaching

(blēch•íng) ppv
the act of whitewashing one’s words, usually after the fact, in attempt to mitigate public disapproval, aka moving the goalposts, aka inventing the long story, aka out of whole cloth, aka changing his tune, aka telling us another tale
clorox spin retract withdraw prevaricate
“ You are just bleaching now; I heard what you said the first time
“Stop bleaching, you liar”
“Bleaching won’t save you, the whole world heard what you said
by effinrit April 26, 2020
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Baracking

Masturbating thinking about Barack Obama while your partner is sleeping next to you.
This term was popularised by a scene in the TV series Fleabag.
by esseginski July 25, 2019
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Beaching

When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!
Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.

Annoyed listener: Cool...

Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.

Annoyed listener: Interesting

Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.

Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
by larsthesailorman April 28, 2011
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skin bleaching

A form of bukkake where the middle person is a black woman or man. After every man has ejaculated onto them, they should come out looking like a white Michael Jackson.
Oh man, I can't wait to get home and want to some good ol' skin bleaching.
by Drakeisacumguzzler May 15, 2017
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Bleaching

Bleaching (also called Satanic bleaching) is a process used by Satanists to make victims forget people, places, and events.
The Sidran Institute stated that bleaching is performed by Satanists.
by ScienceBurt February 4, 2020
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Beaching

When you wear long pants and it is hot out side and your balls get sweaty and sticky, just like when your out in the sun at the beach!
"God damn it kevin i'm beaching again, i'm going to have to go wipe the sweat off again"
by Lucas aka douche November 21, 2005
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Babachangas

A female's tities or cleavage, and it varies in size
Wow, Lois has very small Babachangas
Dude, my girl Lynn has BIG Babachangas
by datdudsroyalty October 14, 2019
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