British 

A good, fun, tea-loving, good sitcom-producing bunch of people. Some Irish resent them for constantly taking over the small country and owning 2/3 of Ulster.

Generally good people but as an Irish person I'm a little cautious in case more riots (eg the Troubles, Easter Rising, Plantations) break out.

British people speak in lots of dialects.

British by MissyUseless-and-Irish April 28, 2011

british 

Nice people who live in a country with a good history and nice nature, they don't live in average American houses, the average family lives in a small house. But that's usually very normal. American cartoons often mistake the British for highly boring people who were tuxedos and fancy outfits with a bowler hat or a top hat which always speak unusually from the past. The British capital city is London.

British: Hey, nice to meet you.
American: What the hell?! WHERE'S YOUR FANCY-PANTS OUTFIT AND ACCENT?! FUCKING HELL!

british by Nooboob January 3, 2010

british 

Someone who is so proud of themselves, they fuck up their country. Including, they happen to be the most selfish humans, be careful.

British can be selfish, be careful.

british by Don't-Assume-Before-Me September 10, 2016

British 

The people who wish they were Irish

Hugh Grant: Cor Blimey I wish I was Irish.
Colin Farrell: Fuck yeah you british knob.

British by ciara2011 March 18, 2011

British 

“Pass me my vape” - British

Bro did that British girl get invited?
Nah…
Oh well, pass her her vape….🤦🏽 ♀️

British by That wacky sauce November 21, 2021

British 

its the reason of every world problem

dude 1:bro why is the ukraine vs russia war going on bro
dude 2:fucking british
dude 1:what the british?
dude 2:yes the brits

dude 1:what about ww1 and ww-
dude 2:all british dude

dude 1:fuck off before i blow ur brains out
dude 2:ok ok im leaving jeez

British by okuasyu ZA HANDO ZA WAURDO January 28, 2023

British 

The only people in the world that find their own stereotype funny

American and British guy watching a film making fun of both their cultures

American: WE ARE NOT ALL FAT IGNORANT TWATS! HOW DARE THEY SAY THAT!!!!
British: LOL! (puts on a bad posh accent) Cheerio! I say!

British by Akenna January 2, 2012