Break-Up Blog

N. When a girl writes a blog on myspace/tumblr/blogger right after breaking up with a girlfriend or even just a friend about how backstabbing the person was and how they don't care about them. Usually includes cussing and insulting.
Amy: Did you read Jane's break-up blog?
Joe: No.. why?
Amy: She totally dissed Jack and called him a cock-sucking tosser!
by ej.speaks February 21, 2010
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Golden Break Up

n.
1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.

If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.

2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.
Adam: How did you break up with that psycho chick and not have her stalk you.
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!
by BekHanson December 2, 2009
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Break up sex

Having sex with the intention of breaking up afterwards
Hey Jen how was the break up sex?
by Wolfwood August 27, 2005
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preemptive break up

A tactical move that involves a guy breaking up with a girl who he is not dating. The girl has confused their regular encounters and his enjoyment of them as romantic interest. The male, realizing that if keeps on hanging out with her he will be accused of "leading her on" even though he never had any romantic intentions at all, decides that he must tell her he doesn't have any interest. So without actually dating her, he is forced to break up with her, receiving all of the stress and crap of a relationship without having ever had any of the benefits, just so he won't be villainized for several months.
Jack - "Uhh Sue... it seems to me that you might like me... and well... uhhh... I just wanted you to know that I don't like you".

(extremely awkward moment)

Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
by Devin Hush December 4, 2007
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break up season

Break up season is around late September through early/mid October. It's obvioisly when most couples break up (hints the name).
My boyfriend and I aren't on good terms, plus it's break-up season.

Many couple end during break up season.
by He's SO ANNOYING October 1, 2017
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break-up brain

Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.
Ever since Maria broke up with her high school boyfriend of 2 years, she had a serious case of break-up brain - she suddenly finds everyone attractive!
by Kay97 November 30, 2016
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The Textbook Break-up

One trully awsome band
Dude did you see the textbook break-up?
they trully kicked ass
by Mike27 May 3, 2005
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