Bampton 

A place in east Devon, England, known for its homosexual attitudes and population.

“Oi look at that boy over there!”
“He’s definitely from Bampton!”

Bampton by Ridubs February 27, 2020

Sloppy Brompton

A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.

I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.

Sloppy Brompton by gurgleberg December 12, 2011

brompton berk 

those idiot work colleagues who buy Brompton's (because they think they're cool) only to continuously make excuses as to why their Brompton has been sat under their desk for the past 6 months or more. They also continuously show you new accessories that they have ordered for their Brompton. Accessories that sit under the desk with the bike!

Hey Brompton Berk - why don't you actually get on your bike, rather than keep making excuses? You cock!!!

brompton berk by mcvw November 11, 2011

Brompton

To have sex unwillingly. To be raped.

I was brompton'd. I didn't like it!

Brompton by Taffy1035 September 17, 2014

bramptins 

The coolest cat in town. This name is often shouted for comedic effect!

Bramptins! Hurry up!

bramptins by Bramptins January 9, 2017

bampton 

Minces around with a clipboard not really achieving anything looks like basil fawlty

When describing any member of staff who fits this description look at that bampton over there

bampton by Spazzle85 April 1, 2017

Brompton Helmet 

Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.

George wanted me to stop tending the rabbits, so he gave me a Brompton Helmet.

Brompton Helmet by Obsidian McBlade September 18, 2020