Blump Call

The act of texting while shitting.

My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.

by Wana2dmax May 3, 2017

blump

Snorting a small amount of a psychoactive powder off a dick during a blumpkin.

They are a real freak
Took a blump off me last week

A bonafide kink

by s q u a t c h May 12, 2025

Blump

Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.

Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.

by TMatlack August 2, 2022

Sumo-Blump

Receiving oral sex while performing Sumo Squats. At the bottom of the squat, the person squatting is shitting on their supine partner's chest.

On his way to the gym, Anthony drank six Monster energy drinks to hype himself up for his leg day consisting of 10 sets of sumo-blumps.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

Blump

Your hookup gives you a blowjob while your on the toilet with the urge to shit. The almost blumpkin

Bro my hookup was so ugly, i made her give me a blump

by yunggrimmy March 26, 2022

baby blump

A pseudonym of the Baby Trump blimp used in the UK to express their feelings of the US president.

The protestors brought Baby Blump to the event and it was a hit!

by AnotherAlias June 11, 2019