bloodeyed

Extreme reddening and burning of the eyeball when free-basing and other forms of THC ingestion.

I'm completely "bloodeyed" my parents are gonna find out dude.

by Cutcron October 28, 2009

Secret blondie.

When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)

Girl: "I'm busted."

Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"

Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."

by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 17, 2009

Blondie in a bottle

A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.

"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009

Blondier

When a blond haired individual has a blond moment, they have a lapse of intelligence which makes them appear dumber than usual

or

To dye one's hair a blonder shade of blonde, to go blondier

I can't wait to dye my hair even blondier

by Life/Death June 21, 2011

Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

Penile Bloodletting

Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.

Atef - "ENGAGE THE PENILE BLOODLETTING"

by Atef Lord November 29, 2020

blondie

A term used to refer to a person with long blonde hair, male or female.

"I like blondies. ^-^ I'm blonde too, but it's not long. Still, I guess if someone wants to call me a blondie they can."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004