Betabet

Acronym and/or Emoticon and/or Internet lingo.

Betabet: (Alphabet 2.0; "Did you hear John? The Alphabet went Beta!")

Acronym examples: "lol"; "rofl"; "lmao"; "lul"; "gtfo";"stfu"; "haha"; "wtf"; "omg"

Emoticon examples: "=)"; "=("; ":p"; "~{:^)"; "(>'')>"; "=O"; "( . Y . )"

Lingo examples: "srs bzns"; "zomg"; "h4x0r"; "leet"; "1337"

by alphabetwentbeta! December 24, 2010

Beta dog dance

An occasion where non-alpha males attempt to act more dominant than they are.

Jack's assessment of the Fraternal Order of Fowls meeting: a beta dog dance for middle management aspirants.

by Duckbutt December 27, 2003

beta as fuck

When a male (usually a beta male) fails to be alpha.

Person A: "Wanna go to the gym and hit the machines?"

Person B: "Fuck that shit, machines are beta as fuck. I do free weights like a man. GET AT ME BRAH"

by dead lift June 4, 2011

Beta Simp Jay

An individual who is so unbearably desperate that they will go back to a thot who cheated and ditch their friends in an attempt to work on things with said cheater

Yeah you know that guy Beta Simp Jay

by Hotdog Eater October 21, 2019

team beta keys

A team on the internet. Mostly teenagers. They take over small things on the internet such as messageboards,online radio stations,etc. They first started taking over a radio station called MMO.

dude:oh no my messageboard is being spammed with things like lawlz,o rly? and pictures of donkeys!!!!
girl:it might be those team beta keys kids...
dude:hmm...
girl:*giggle*

by jenrly? July 17, 2006

beta energy

Beta Energy is someone who flames when you make a mistake but when they make a mistake it is xd funny lmao bruh moment and it gets posted on noob hunter

"Why do you have him on your avoid list he is one of the best players?"
"Yea he is good but he has beta energy"

by laptoplord October 4, 2021

beta cuck

A beta cuck is an individual who did not obtain his/her manhood or having no qualities of being confident and chooses appropriate decisions rather than choosing a risky one. It is also known as being a "wussy".

He didn't ask her out when he already had his chance. What a beta cuck.

by idkmanwhatever February 25, 2017