Bill Gates

Bill Gates is the best. He is the founder of the world's largest software company, named Microsoft. Without all the amount of hard work and effort Bill Gates and Microsoft have done, the world would be a totally different place today. We would not have the amount of techological devices we have today. I thank Bill Gates and Microsoft for everything him self and the company has done. They have really revolutionaized the computer industry, and made life easier for everyone.

Microsoft continues to lead the way in software and hardware technologies. If other companies such as Sony or Logitech did not compete with Microsoft, we prbably would not have new game consoles, and Force Feedback, or game devices that we have to day. Again thank you Bill Gates, and Thank you Microsoft.

by Michael Judge July 22, 2006

bill gates

another way of saying, "what's up?". derived from the german phase for what's up: "wie ghets".

unlike "that's so fetch!", "bill gates?" will totally happen.

"hey tommy! bill gates?"
"nothing much. bill gatesu?"

by sarah violetry September 16, 2005

Bill Gates

someone who is consistently unable to handle this; the source of all the nation's problems; a handy substitute for "your mom".

1. Bill Gates, can you handle this? I don't think he can handle this!

2. I'm having trouble starting my lawn mower...must be Bill Gates again.

3. Bill Gates goes to college.

by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008

bill gates

Steve Job's muse.

Also, often accused of crashing things.

Steve Jobs: HAY IM GOING 2 CAPITALIZE UR IDEA
Bill Gates: Okay, just make sure you give me credit.
Steve Jobs: HAHA FAGGOT U SUCK! IM S0 B3TT3R THAN U, N00B.
Bill Gates: ...

by OLOL February 3, 2007

Bill Gates

A man who refuses to pull out before ejaculating because he’s obsessed with pumping his junk into everyone on the planet, just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell.

Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went the full Bill Gates because I want her to give birth to my genetically modified organism.

by Porky Blunder March 3, 2021

bill gates

a business genius that gives a lot of his earnings to various charities (but ONLY because his adoring significant other insists on it)

bill gates, jewish, penny-pinching, genius, douche, jew

by slug_loaf November 29, 2006

Bill Gates

Invented the Mac, founder of Intel, own 120% of the government. best of all, he owns Nintendo. Born 2000 BC, died 1987 AD due to bite in the frontal lobe.

Hey, did you see the new Bill Gates computer? it sucks, i'm going back to windows.

by BrandonTBX September 4, 2016