A beige mage is a person who calls someone else a white knight if they show a basic act of kindness to a female.
"Dude, did you see Gavin call Brent a white knight?"
"Yeah, and all Brent did was help that Kelsey up. What a beige mage."
"Yeah, and all Brent did was help that Kelsey up. What a beige mage."
by Brent T. Johnson October 17, 2018

by unfussybeige August 31, 2021

Possibly the most refreshing exilerating adrenaline induced milkshake brand...i mean colour ever known to man, or anything other than fungi.
(Jerome) Demond that Wigger looks slick in those electric beige shoes!
(Demond) I sure feel stupid in these Nike Air Jordans...
(Demond) I sure feel stupid in these Nike Air Jordans...
by Joel the dentist July 11, 2010

by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009

by Dena Sablotny November 13, 2004

A balding male, typically well off and completely inconsiderate toward anyone below his paygrade or with more hair. A Beige Head is NOT bald, but balding. This gives the overall appearance of his hair a beige-like coloration.
by Coates45 April 20, 2009

by NCON3000, JB and Bro, and Brusnik August 7, 2005
