Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.

While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.

by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him

Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day

by Famallamalam May 25, 2016

redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.

"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."

by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017

Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.

"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"

by nickidel07 July 19, 2016

Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In

Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!

by Farvtron September 5, 2023