While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.
by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise
by Lothar January 13, 2018

John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"
Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"
Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"
by I'm not from AriZona June 2, 2020

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?
No? Why what happened?
He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
No? Why what happened?
He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
by Famallamalam May 25, 2016

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.
by nickidel07 July 19, 2016

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017
