Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.
Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.
by Boss Wilson's the name. January 14, 2012
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No Bant

Someone who does not partake in banter; someone who is no fun, preferring to stay in/work rather than going out with mates
Guy 1: "Mate you comin' out tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I have work to do..."

Guy 1: "Your'e a No bant!"
by ssssd45 December 08, 2010
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Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.
type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL
by grij October 04, 2010
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yarny bant

Generally shit bant. Meant to be offensive but failing miserably.
"That was Yarny bant"
by FreddieT December 17, 2015
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Bants

Like banter but even the word is banter
No need to get so saly its just bants
by Bad ass MUDDA FUKKA December 14, 2017
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BANT

Her BANT figure is a deal breaker for me!
by Steel-n-Time July 05, 2017
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Bants

Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.

Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag

Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.

ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*

You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.

If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.

He has good good bants to be fair.
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