babies

the term ‘babies’ is used on shtwt. it is short for ‘baby cuts’ which is also known as the epidermis layer of skin or ‘cat scratches’.

rayne: “how deep do you usually cut?”
evan: “i only do babies.”

by emeryyhearts January 8, 2023

Babies

disgusting parasites that when inside a mother, sucks the food out of her the “host”

I hate babies sperms are cuter

by Cats&Boxes April 24, 2023

Babies

An unfortunate but common congenital disease that causes offspring to result from sexual intercourse. The condition is generally unpleasant and terminal in 100% of cases, but can be managed through behavior modification,pharmaceutical intervention, or surgical means.

Can't fuck, I got babies.

by Hellabadid August 11, 2023

babies

Semen or video games.

Did you flush your babies down the shower like I did?
I consider my video games my babies.

by Young Jazzy Yo October 30, 2023

Babies

-Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents

Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*

by -What in the May 26, 2024

babies?

The perfect thing to say when there's nothing else to say. Originated from the theory that a gay baby is born during an awkward silence. "babies?" is a great conversation starter.

joe: how's life?
bob: good.
joe: good.
*awkward silence*
bob: babies?
joe: i like them.

by ooqmq August 22, 2009

Babies day

When a couple hangs out on a Tuesday and Tuesday only.

Do you want to hangout with ado today?
No he's with his girl, it's babies day.

by Pooooooonbrrrick December 6, 2021