Award Stomp

To wreck someone's night by barging onto the stage while the person is receiving an award and saying things irrelevant to the person who received the award.
In the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift received her music award, Kanye West Award Stomped into her, and said that Beyonce made the best music video of all time.
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The Finger Award

the middle finger, the bird, flipping off, it's an obscene gesture used in the United States of America and Canada. It means basically "fuck you".
I got gas at a Sunoco station and as I drove around a corner there were stupid soccer moms holding up signs to support a school district levy set up by a bunch of greedy-ass corrupt asshole pukes who never gave the tax levy money to the schools that needed it - (during all the years I was in school we NEVER got any new updated textbooks until my senior year!). The school board is always crying for more dough and when they get it they boost their salaries. I gave those manipulative bastards the Finger Award as I drove on by. There were some propped-up children on the grass holding up some propaganda signs as well - that's child exploitation! That's wrong.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 18, 2009
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Oscar award

the oscar awards - where Ellen takes selfies with random celebrities
by Kat Asdfghjkl June 05, 2014
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Vitiello Award

An award that is given to the person who drinks entirely too much and ruins everyone else's fun. The person who is given a Vitiello Award is generally extremely obnoxious and often discharges a copious amount of vomit.
Person 1: Dude, did you see how drunk James was last night? He totally earned a Vitiello Award.

Person 2: Yeah, he was a douche. I think he even threw up that Grand Slam in the bathroom at Denny's.
by ChrisGrey September 24, 2011
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Otis Award

Roger: Boy, you sure were hammered last night.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.

Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.
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Clout award

An award typically in an academic or work setting, that is granted to the most inoffensive candidate. In contrast to a typical award that is given to the most qualified candidate. Or to a candidate that better fits a predefined quota (hint: minorities). Or to the candidate who is willing to pay a fee (hint: scams).
Clout award's usually have no inherit value, due to having no real standards. On the surface they may appear to be prestigious, but behind the smoke and mirrors they mean squat.

They're the middle child of meaningless awards, with the younger being participation medals and the older being a Nobel peace prize.
"Why did Shaniqua, of all people in our Comp Sci class get the STEM nomination?" -Hwong Too
"It's not actually worth anything, it's just a (clout award)." -Johannes Schmidt
by With or without a hard 'r'? January 20, 2019
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CPP Award

CPP is an abbreviation for "Condom on the Prick of Progress",
so a CPP Award is a special honour reserved for bureaucrats and public officials who because of their position retard progressive behaviour or outcomes by their stupidity and incompetence. Companion awards include the Darwin awards for those who kill themselves in spectacular fashion, and the Ig Nobel Prize for unusual or trivial "achievements" in scientific research.
CPP Awards should be issued to the US border control authorities taking a flight crew member into custody delaying a flight for three hours for taking an orange on an aeroplane, a local government planning official that manages to string out a 60 day town planning approval application to 2 years by successive iterations of miniscule objections requiring additional information and to a police officer charging a local citizen with theft for removing discarded items from a roadside trash collection point.
by Whistleblower2 March 29, 2011
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