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full moon awakening

A full moon awakening is when one is sleeping another person goes up to the sleeping person and puts their bare ass on the sleeping persons face.
Hey Harry is sleeping let’s go make him have a full moon awakening! he’s gonna love this hairy ass in his face.
by versace.noose March 23, 2020
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spring awakening

The worst play ever made. Girls like it, and so do gay guys.
Tim: Hey let's see spring awakening?
John: Helllllll no! Are you gay now?

Tim: Yes
by Reed Son April 4, 2009
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Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
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star wars: the force awakens

Star wars: the force awakens is a movie that is no longer considered canon for its garbage story line and is widely regarded as a disappointment to everyone.
Teacher: "What's one thing you can name that is absolute garbage"
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens
by stretchedskeppy October 19, 2020
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John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay
by Jrnabbhrhsx July 29, 2019
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Stoned Woken/Awaken

Stoned Woken is for the cannabis movement, where someone smokes weed and has coffee to make them awake for the phrase Stoned Woken or Stoned Awaken
Him: What did you do today.
Me: I stoned woken/awaken and made some art.
by 420-Guy June 1, 2018
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force awakened

When a guy gets an unexpected hard on for someone around him.
Today in class while thinking about Mary the force awakened
by hisoka pancakes March 22, 2017
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