arabian goggles

While all definitions below are true, no one has said why the goggles are 'arabian'. Here's why: during middle eastern sandstorms, a good and loving husband will give his wife the goggles so she doesn't get sand in her eyes. Most of the other definitions make it seem like it's rude or funny to give someone the arabian goggles, but that's not how it started. It's actually something only a true gentleman would do.

Girl 1: So you met him at the beach? Does he like you??
Girl 2: Like me? I think he loves me! He lent me his arabian goggles when the wind kicked up!
Girl 1: What a gentleman!

by 1ooot July 27, 2006

arabian sunglasses

A derivative of the better-known "Arabian Goggles", in which the skin of the perpetrator's nut sack is pulled down over the victim's eyes far enough that the victim is able to just barely see light through it.

"The desert sun was too bright for poor Jim. I just had to lend him my Arabian Sunglasses."

by Thousand June 13, 2005

arabian cupcake

The combination of both muffin top and camel toe. Often found in the high-deserts of California. Usually involves stretch pants or denim purchased at Walmart.

Wow, look at that Arabian cupcake.

by ajrnlaw January 15, 2010

arabian meat goggles

The act of placing your testicles over a sleeping, unsuspecting victims eyes.

"He got me with Arabian meat goggles!"

"what was it like?"
"like a red haze with veins everywhere!"

by Kyall April 4, 2016

Arabian gogles

The act of lifting your scrotum into your hands and then slapping it on someone's forehead so that your testicles come to rest over their eyes. Usually done when the person is sleeping/passed out.

I was getting bored with tea bagging people, so I gave that bitch the Arabian gogles and took a picture

by AndyDick July 5, 2004

arabian sun goggles

A Gentleman politely lays his sac on your face, conveniently placing a nut in each eye.

This nice young man gave me arabian sun goggles last night

by Dudu January 9, 2007

Arabian Gasmask

The supreme act of eternal matrimony in which the man slips his cornhole into the woman's nose and lets his testicles rest in her eyes. The man then proceeds to fart while the woman's nose is in his ballon knot. This creates the illusion of the woman wearing a gas mask. In some cultures this is a sacred custom which is practised in holy marriage.

"As I slipped on his Arabian Gasmask, I knew that he was the one for me. We were one soul, and one mind."

"The particular smell in John's Arabian Gasmask solidified our relationship, and I knew I was in Love"

"Me and gary continually argue over who gets to Arabian Gasmask who, He says my anus is cleaner. But I disagree due to my chronic Screechies."

by Dr. Wilma May 16, 2006