Average Goon

Just your average troublemaker who enjoys the colors purple and yellow, and LOVES building things. Warning: Average Goons can be VERY competitive. Basically combine your average joe and your local goon squad.
God, that group is just a bunch of Average Goons!
by Velocidellix April 16, 2018
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Average Gammon

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.
Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!
by McCooks June 14, 2014
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Average Ayan

Contrary to the implied name, Average Ayan IS THE most SPECIAL person to ever exist.

Adj. To describe someone as special, especially the violent and racist kind.
N. A person who is extremely unique and average at the same time (The kind that will stick a pencil through your hand)
Adverb. To do something so remarkably unusual that has HUGE!!!! consequences.
Average Ayan is the type of guy to murder someone in an alley, then report the body and act like he knew the guy while buying milk for his friends.
by The Hugest Sam October 28, 2023
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Average Virgin

A person who abuses their Snapchat story with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins.
Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.

Average virgin: What?

Me: Get a LIFE!!
by Zicardo April 29, 2018
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Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-banged by a passenger while driving down the highway.
by James.albrecht November 21, 2022
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Lad Average

the greatest trickshot youtube group, after dude perfect
"Omg, did you see the new Lad Average video?"
by Mattswagdotcom September 09, 2017
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average whitegirls

Your average white girls are a group of four girls in college who think think they are funny and cool but are the complete opposite.

These girls love tiktok and dont know how to sush, they drive the teachers crazy and think they are so cool going and vaping with the bad kids .
They are really toxic people who find fun out of bullying people.

They drive every one insane.

A child's daycare center is more of a relaxing place to be than being around them.
These girls tend to think the whole world revolves around them they are wrong.
"Did those girls just ask you if ice is safe to eat"
"Don't be surprised they are your average whitegirls"
by LittleWerdio May 22, 2021
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