I gave the homeless man an Australian seatbelt in exchange for a cheese sandwich and a half bottle of piss.
by Dj_twel September 10, 2017
The Australian Massage is the action of massaging the 'Land Down Under'
This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
Tom gave Stacy an Australian Massage in the front seat of his car.
After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.
Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?
After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.
Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?
by TresM March 6, 2011
Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.
Example for Australian Jesus:
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
by Ackrynom December 26, 2017
Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.
Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.
by Dr Sheezy August 22, 2021
Very uncommon dog breed, originates in Australia. Small, short legged dog breed with wire-ish hair. Comes in blue tan, red, and sandy.
by Walker May 6, 2014
An "Australian Top" is Actually a Bottom because he's on the other site of the planet and to proud to admit he's a bottom.
by Spikehidden December 1, 2020