Australian Sinkhole

When you tip a Vegetables wheelchair so they can suck your dick.

Bro last night I was with this hot af paraplegic and she gave me the good ol' Australian Sinkhole

by Ackrynom April 22, 2018

Australian Pelican

When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.

Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Australian Dance

When one walks across burning hot concrete or sand at such speed it looks like a dance. Most commonly occurs during the warmer seasons.

Oh jeez... it’s so hot I’m gonna need to Australian Dance across the car park

by Relyt huskii January 9, 2019

Australian Top

An "Australian Top" is Actually a Bottom because he's on the other site of the planet and to proud to admit he's a bottom.

I'm not a bottom! I'm an Australian Top!

by LittleFoxy December 1, 2020

Australian Gentleman

A man who gets out of the bath to piss in the sink

He got out of the bath to piss in the sink, he is a true Australian Gentleman

by Noah M Faulkner October 24, 2012

Australian Gobstopper

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.

Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.

by Dr Sheezy August 21, 2021

Australian Intellectual

A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.

Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.

by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008