ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *boom* *wosh* *pow* *blam* WHEEEEEEEEE *crash* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *blows up*
by ANIMAL HEAD April 7, 2005
by LADRON! September 1, 2011
A person (usually male) who is otherwise a decent, respectable and likeable person who for reasons unknown to science turns into an absolute and complete cunt the second he gets behind the wheel of an Audi and thereafter drives as though he and only he has the right to be on the road.
Gavin: "...I was driving up the M1 today going into the roadworks, everyone was merging in turn nicely and as I was about to change lanes this cunt comes roaring up and blocks me, then the next guy does the same and so did the cunt after him."
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"
by tincopper May 22, 2013
by IWantAR8 January 7, 2011
by SpanOx November 17, 2013
THE WORLDS BEST SOLIDER OF ALL TIME, he recived every Medal from the USA in WWII and some from France. He killed 240 germans in 1 hour! Yea one fucking Hour. Chuck Norris,John Wayne, Vin Disel,Bruce Willis, and Arny don't even compare, he makes them piss their pants. After the war he was depressed and to get over instead of getting help he locked himself in a room for a week, and drink Jack Daniels. Then wrote a book called to hell and back. Then he became an actor starred in mostly westerns. The only holly-wood character that compares is Audie Murphy played by Audie Murphy(yea he played himself). After he died he got his own theme song.
If you don't know him look him up!
So in a quick way to discribe him Audie Murphy = Badass
If you don't know him look him up!
So in a quick way to discribe him Audie Murphy = Badass
Chuck Norris: Who am I fighting
Host: Audie Murphy
Chuck Norris:whos that?
Host: (Shows picture)
Chuck Norris: (Laughs) he's so small
Host: But He killed 240 men... IN ONE FUCKING HOUR
Chuck Norris starts pissing his pants in front of millions.
or this
Audie: Im gona need some artillary
Artillary guy: how close is the enemy?
Audie: So close why don't you talk to em!(Then he jumps on a burning tank, fires the machine gun, and kills every fucking german in sight, then hops off the tank and walks away slowly as the tank explodes in the background)
Host: Audie Murphy
Chuck Norris:whos that?
Host: (Shows picture)
Chuck Norris: (Laughs) he's so small
Host: But He killed 240 men... IN ONE FUCKING HOUR
Chuck Norris starts pissing his pants in front of millions.
or this
Audie: Im gona need some artillary
Artillary guy: how close is the enemy?
Audie: So close why don't you talk to em!(Then he jumps on a burning tank, fires the machine gun, and kills every fucking german in sight, then hops off the tank and walks away slowly as the tank explodes in the background)
by armysapper June 18, 2009
An adjective desribing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem charcterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers' complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. In reality, it turned out that the acclerator and brake pedals were unusually close together. This is why Audi 5000 is associated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did when some old fartknocker hit the gas instead of the brakes.
"I'm Audi 5000". or "I'm Audi".
by Big Pimp March 1, 2005