African fruit snack

The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.

Curtis is such a pervert! I found his used African fruit snack on the kitchen counter!

by Star_of_david July 21, 2014

aricela

She is the most beautiful person in the whole entire world one in a million and knows how to put a smile on everybody's faces she's so beautiful in every single way I think she is so awesome she is so beautiful and loving cares about everyone and loves animals especially whoever feels down she just wants to cheer them up make them feel better and let them love themselves for who they are and tell nobody not to change

aricela you are so kind and beautiful I wish I could hang out with you everyday

by Aricela March 13, 2017

for africa

meaning "a lot of something"

Like if you go to Japan and you have a fetish for Japanese chicks, you'll be like "My god, there's J-girls for Africa here".

Or, if your girlfriend comes back from an overseas trip laden down with ten bags of M&Ms she bought at duty free, you'll be "Woah, M&Ms for Africa."

Presumably derives from some idea of Western excess. When there's too much of something, you can give it away, like a charitable donation, hence "X for Africa."

by Apocalyptic Octopus October 21, 2013

Meanwhile in Africa

Used to verbally bitch-slap a person who's complaining about something very small. So small that it is just ridiculous in comparison with some people's problems in the poor Africa.

Eva: "No mayonaise? Argh, could this day be any worse?"
Michael: "Meanwhile in Africa..."

Rik: "Argh, nothing is on TV tonight! Im pissed off!!"
Susan: "Meanwhile in Africa..."

by faevmija August 2, 2010

African Nation

1. The value given to items with approximate cost of $500. Normally asking too much for what it is worth.

2. Another way to describe being ripped off.

Johnny: "Whoa that bitch wanted $500 for the works!"

Peter: "Shit thats about the price of an African Nation!"

by Timmmmmeh March 30, 2010

African Kebab

When a black man's large dick enters the vagina and exits her mouth. Side effects may include: balls coming out ears, and death. Obviously.

"Tina got effed so hard it felt like an African Kebab!"
"Man I'm gonna make an African Kebab outta her!"

by Purple Shades January 23, 2014

African Inch

A 'African Inch' is a unit of measurement which is almost like regular inches, except a 'African Inch' is measured double the size of a regular inch.

Girl: So, how big are you?
Boy: Baby, i'm 2 african inches.
Girl: Wow, 4 inches!

by NotGemstar May 16, 2018