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Atkins Diet

(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard

(aka Fatkins Diet)
I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
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Ron Atkinson

An ex-football manager who managed Manchester United and Aston Villa to name but two.

Famed for his love of the sun bed, looking orange and strange creations of words. He makes no effort to pronounce foreign players names correctly and "Ron-glish" his own football language came to the front during World Cup 2002.

Resigned from his commentary post at ITV and as a column writer for The Guardian after, unknowlingly broadcasting to millions of people in the middle east he said about Chelsea's Marcel Desailly,
"In some schools they'd call him fucking lazy, thick nigger."

Also tried his hand at covering some Frank Sinatra numbers, but he sold about 20 copies of his album. 10 to his family, plus 1 each to Des Lynam, Ally McCoist, Clyve Tyldsley and Andy Townsend. The other 6 purchasers are unknown.

Likes his jewellery, which earned him the nickname Mr. Bojangles.
Ron Atkinson: 'Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.'
by James Padgett April 25, 2004
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Atkinson

A cool math teacher.


also used to define a hero.
omg. atkinson is so cool.


atkinson is my hero!
by Tommy Math October 18, 2008
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camilla atkins

royal, eye catching, blags her way into society
louise: did you manage to get us in?
elle:yeah i did a camilla atkins
by camilla pb January 16, 2008
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Atia

1. A female name which means a gift from someone, generally from God.

2. A derogatory slang used generally in a demeaning way or while making fun.
I dont trust her, she is so very Atia.
by Rohan Ramachandran October 17, 2008
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ateia

A sexy girl who is most likley interested in guys witha adventurous personality, and she is a very spontaneous girl. She attracts A LOT of guys, and love to smile (most likey an African-American )
GIRL: I so wish that i was ateia
GUY: Hey did you see that cute girl ateia, shes so hott
by fye_chic May 28, 2016
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Atria

Atria means fire or the girl from fire and its one of the zoroastrians name.atria is so beautifull and slim that we can not compare her with other girls and also so charming and friendly that always tell the truth .one of the isfahanian zoroastrians really loves him that his name starts with ki...
A:Oh put off that fire
Ki..:i can not because i feel that is Atria,not fire

A:Is there anyone who you love her more than yoursef and your life?
Ki..:i can say just one word and that is Atria
by Sharaik August 17, 2018
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