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bashar assad

Current head of Syria. Likely the product of an unholy marriage twixt man and giraffe.
Dude, what the ever-loving fuck is up with Bashar Assad's neck?!?
by RXtasy December 19, 2006
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Assadism

In the action of supporting the Syrian Al-Assad regime blindly and whit-out rationality, becoming a faithfull praiser of the Al-Assad regime to a point in wich it becomes a religion.
"This shabiha has converted to Assadism a long time ago"

and

"...the officer was prosterning on the ground in front of an giant Bashar Al-Assad portrait, saying "Bashar w Akbar"..."
by uberschnitzel January 15, 2013
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The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.
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Harry Assmaster

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.
"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?"
"That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night"
"Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."
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Assbadge

An Assbadge is a person who not only acts like an ass, but is proud of it. Thus earning them the Assbadge...
"hey man, did you see Mark Skaife crying over getting beaten by Russell Ingall?"

"yeah man, Mark Skaife is such an assbadge"
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assmaster

Don't be an assmaster, KYLE!
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Bashar al-Assad

The president of the Syrian Arab Republic. Has managed to survive 5 years of the Syrian War and regain most of the populated areas of the country because of a fair degree of support amongst most groups of the Syrian population.

Opposed by western interests, destructive Gulf states and their puppets on the ground.

As a reformer, under his rule the Syrian economy steadily improved before the onset of the war. Several steps on the way to democracy were also taken such as a multi-party system in the Syrian Parliament, however strangely enough some western observers still claim the country would be better off governed by the allies of the Syrian branch of al-Qaeda even though they strongly oppose democracy as a western invention.
Phrase used by the supports of Bashar al-Assad and the Syrian government:
Allah, Souriya, Bashar ou bas!
by GreenBus November 20, 2016
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