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ASSFACE

your face REALLY looks like an ass, makin you an assface
by Bob Thornby October 5, 2006
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C-ho assface

shes my one and only princess bibbins who wears exspenivvvvv clothes and goes out wit c-money. She has a problem and her cat looks like a dog. when you ask her for a piece of paper she hands you a 20. She also has a bodacious ass which aids her in "backing that thang up!"
by Molly L May 17, 2004
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assfaceish

Bob was very assfaceish to his friends when he got an A+ on his test while they got B's.
by Chewphoria November 8, 2009
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ASSinated

The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.
Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."

Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"

Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."

Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"

Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.

CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010
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Assinate

To assassinate someone through the butt, particularly through vile means.
"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."
by Zileaha July 17, 2015
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assface

a assface is somebody whos ass is worn on their face instead of in their pants. an assface is someone who is very ugly.
The woman who yelled expletives at me is a total assface.
by Natalie Kauffman August 23, 2006
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assface

the child has an assface because he is a loser
by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011
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