asshatrick

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

by Puck You January 17, 2008

Gay as shit

When you are extremely gay. You are so gay it's in another level

Bryce is gay as shit.

by Thegoat17 December 14, 2016

arshitha

A girl who is fun and crazy.Is every sweet and gentle.Don't lose her.

Arshitha is fun

by anonymousperson123456789101112 May 21, 2018

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015

rich as shit

Literally, being rich enough to buy your own island.

Upon becoming rich as shit, George proceeded to buy his own island.

by Alphonso DeLaCroix February 19, 2009

high as shit

High as shit. A term used in conjunction with high as fuck. When you are so high that you get tired of the worn out phrase high as fuck, you might incorporate other profanity to substitute the word fuck, in search of some degree of originality amongst peers.

Good god, did I just take 5 bong rips of ghost train haze ? I feel like my brain is a sack of shit. I can't do anything right now.

"Danny, are you high as shit right now ?"

You say this to yourself and realize. You are high as shit.

by partypossum January 17, 2017

bored as shit

an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to shit ;extreme boredom

Steve: "dude, I'm bored. I'm so bored, that I'm bored as shit."

Tim: "let's go cyber stalk losers on facebook."

Steve: "k."

by boredasshit1 December 14, 2010