Asael is the most fun-loving individual and is so smart, you fucking wonder if the man is a fucking walking encyclopedia. He pulls random historical facts out of his ass like they’re pieces of shit. He has great hair, great shoulders, great body. He has big dreams and should stop at nothing to accomplish them. He loves hard. To be loved by Asael is one of the most cathartic feelings you could ever imagine. Asael struggles with his insecurities, but is the most accomplished and steadfast individuals you will ever meet. He high key don’t understand how dope he is and that pisses most people off. Also, he is good in the bedroom. And I don’t just mean sleeping. Even though his ass loves to sleep. Even though he has insomnia. Dark-skinned boy who deserves the world. The girl who has him surely has something greater than rubies or diamonds. She has the world.
Guy 1: Bro, Asael is dope as shit, I’m very jealous of him.
Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.
Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.
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The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....
Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?
Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...
Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...
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