asscrack

a person that can't take shit and have massive narcissistic ego so therefore you shall compare them to the lows of the lows😁

John is acting like such an asscrack

by boysarebitches:) April 30, 2022

asscrack

a crack in your ass

stop shoing your asscrack

by rickrolling May 13, 2022

Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.

Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.

by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011

AssCrack Nose

Noun; A protruding, dually bulbous, butt shaped nose tip.

Yo, did you see that guy's AssCrack nose? Wow, she has a huge AssCrack nose! Hey, can you smell the garlic in this sauce with that AssCrack nose?

by your sis-in-law November 20, 2013

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Asscracker

A mixture of the words ass, and firecracker. It refers to a wild little hot chick who loves ass to mouth. Usually referring to a step sister or step mom, in some cases maybe even a step brother.

Wow I nailed my step-grandma last night. I never knew she was an asscracker

by King boogy December 18, 2023

asscrack

the thing reason you look at your plumber

Guy: Look at that plumber's asscrack, bro!
Guy 2: Sick!

by lazarbeamsfan11 June 26, 2020